A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she

selected:

* 2 litres of low fat milk

* a carton of eggs

* 2 litres of orange juice

* a head of lettuce

* half a dozen tomatoes

* a 500g jar of coffee

* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in Front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,”You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her Selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”

The Drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

HAHAHA

I work in HR… of course I don’t have anything to do. You would understand you work in IT! *Syke. Your site is the only one that my work hasn’t filtered/blocked out!!! grrr so i’m here ALL the time! (what a loser)

What’s happening with Omen leon? hahahahaha notice how I keep bugging you about that????

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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache.”

Wife replies: “I think you’ll find, that is a sheep.”

Man replies: “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”